budweiner:

When you get shouted at for accidentally doing something bad

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spermbanker:

date me to disappoint your parents

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  • me: ends incredibly depressing sentence with "lmao"

clannyphantom:

logging onto tumblr near autumn image

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"Do you know what your problem is? You can’t live with the idea that someone might leave."

― John Green (via psych-quotes)

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